Today class, we're learing how to make Goatse cookies! And as the name implies, they're definitely Goatse shaped.

Here's what you'll need:



+ Tube of sugar cookie dough
+ Red jam
+ Gold sprinkles
+ cookie sheet

Pre heat your oven to 350 degrees.



Roll the dough into 1" in diameter balls and flatten on to a cookie sheet. Then make circular indentations in the center.



Next, spoon a little jam into the center of the cookies.



Now its time to add the fingers. Roll the dough into small finger-shaped things. Add to each side of the circle.



Now you need to add a little bit of dough to a lot of sprinkles and make a sort of sprinkly band. Place in stripes across the middle finger of the "left" hand.



Now place in oven for 7-10 minutes.



Remove and enjoy.