Unlikely’s Utterly Awesome Fajitas of +150 Health
What you will need:
Onions (1 large or two small)
2 Peppers
3 Chilli Peppers
2 Chicken Turkey breasts
Flour Tortillas
1 tub of Soured cream
Chilli powder
Garlic
Ginger
Cayenne Pepper
Sommerfield Indonesian Marinade
Olive oil
What you will not need:
6 eggs
1 pound of butter
1 large ham
A copy of Metroid Prime for the Gamecube
The ability to charm bats
Poopye
Prepare all the ingredients first – the cooking process itself will take only about 10 minutes.
Heat a couple of tablespoons of the oil in a large, kick-ass wok. Add the ginger, garlic, meat and marinade, and heat on high until the meat has almost cooked. Yes, I should be using fresh garlic, but I couldn’t find any. I also had to go to three different shops just to find some goddamn onions. Seriously, what the hell?
Add the surgically sliced peppers, onions and chilli, and heat the bastards for another five minutes or so, stirring almost constantly.
Lightly sprinkle three tortillas with water, then microwave for 30 – 45 seconds on full power, so that they become light and soft.
Add soured cream to a tortilla and fill with delicious, hot, spicy food. Some people also add salsa, but I’m not a huge fan of it. Consume ravenously because all you’ve had to eat today is a bag of spicy Nik Naks.
Finally, donate money and dusky maidens to Unlikely because he is just so awesome and can roar with bestial vigour, so fierce.
What you will need:
Onions (1 large or two small)
2 Peppers
3 Chilli Peppers
2 Chicken Turkey breasts
Flour Tortillas
1 tub of Soured cream
Chilli powder
Garlic
Ginger
Cayenne Pepper
Sommerfield Indonesian Marinade
Olive oil
What you will not need:
6 eggs
1 pound of butter
1 large ham
A copy of Metroid Prime for the Gamecube
The ability to charm bats
Poopye
Prepare all the ingredients first – the cooking process itself will take only about 10 minutes.
Heat a couple of tablespoons of the oil in a large, kick-ass wok. Add the ginger, garlic, meat and marinade, and heat on high until the meat has almost cooked. Yes, I should be using fresh garlic, but I couldn’t find any. I also had to go to three different shops just to find some goddamn onions. Seriously, what the hell?
Add the surgically sliced peppers, onions and chilli, and heat the bastards for another five minutes or so, stirring almost constantly.
Lightly sprinkle three tortillas with water, then microwave for 30 – 45 seconds on full power, so that they become light and soft.
Add soured cream to a tortilla and fill with delicious, hot, spicy food. Some people also add salsa, but I’m not a huge fan of it. Consume ravenously because all you’ve had to eat today is a bag of spicy Nik Naks.
Finally, donate money and dusky maidens to Unlikely because he is just so awesome and can roar with bestial vigour, so fierce.