If you are like me, when you go out drinking you will get extremely drunk and play air guitar all night long and although there is nothing wrong with this you have to face the dreaded hangover in the morning. As i woke this morning i felt as though i had just been 10 rounds in the ring with Tyson. My head was throbbing and i felt i could throw up at any moment. It was time for my ultimate hangover cure. And here it is:

Ingredients
Contents of fridge

Cooking Method
Put it all in a pan and fry it

Eating Method
Put in mouth, chew and then swallow

And now onto the pictures.

Look at all these goodies. Eggs, Sausages, Bacon, Mushrooms, Waffles, Beans, Tomatoes, Black Pudding, Bread and a cup of tea.


In go the chunky sausages


I don't normally eat waffles but we had them so fuck it in they go!


Beans go in the radiation chamber


Oh god, what is it


Add the mushrooms. I know some people hate them but i love them.


Shit. The smoke alarm is going off.


These bacon and tomatoes are going to take another year off my life


Always make time for tickles. He doesn't look impressed.


Black pudding. For non uk goons this is basically rotting pig carcass mushed up into a blood paste thing. Yummy. Haha look at the grease.


Mother Fucker. I broke one.


Oh god what have i created. It's a monster. WARNING EXTREME DANGER TO HEALTH. WILL ENSURE PREMATURE DEATH Note: these are not both for me.


5 mins later.


Not fat.


My quest was a successful one. I have eased the feeling of nausea slightly.