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My friend and I were bored this evening, so around 11pm we decided to make... COOKIES. What better way to bring in the day than with delicious cookies shaped and decorated in an offensive/humorous manner?

It took us a grand total of 40 minutes (not including dough chill-time) to finish these babies, and I thought we did a good enough job to warrant an INTERNETS POSTING!!! to show off our goods:


Here they are before we shoved them in the oven..



And moments later, the decorating was finished:



Some close-ups:







(i accidently took the picture of this one upsidedown, which is why the ring is on the wrong side )

Once these were completed, Julia decorated the rest of the plain shaped ones with various emoticons..











There were plenty more that she made, but the photos came out way too blurry, so I didn't bother to upload them .

And now, my good sirs, I challenge you to a COOKIE DUEL OF POWER. Post your pictures (if you have any) depicting your wacky confectionary antics!