A few of us goons decided to try our hand at the mysterious, yet beautiful hot-dog rollup we found just a few weeks ago, here on the forums. It really wasn't as filling as those guys made it out to be. I even attempted a second, except I burned it . Hell, only two of the four of us are fatties. On with the fun!

We got the camera a bit late, but alas, we took pictures! Here's the early stages on the grill.


And the prepared hamburger. And oh god the cheese.


Oh! They look done. Yes that bacon is nice and crispy.


Wrapping the hotdog with bacon was easy, but trying to wrap that in meat was a pain in the ass.



We used a little more egg after they were rolled up.


On the grill it goes!


The one in the middle started to split up, despite my attempts to save it.


Cheese started oozing out of one or two others. Didn't matter, there was plenty of cheese to go around


As warned, the grill did start to get out of hand. And boy did it.


Time for the bread!


OH SHIT. The bread caught on fire too.


Here's one that got finished, and looked decent.


lol diet soda


My dog doesn't know what the fuck.


My first bite. Oh was it delicious.


Groggie wanted some too. I think he gained 20 pounds today.


I am content.


LecherousJester also enjoys his rollup.


Kahl (I forgot his SA username).


Oh shit. The cardiac arrest is beginning.


They had to revive me after I attempted the second helping.


The grease trap on the bottom. Girlmecha more like grillmecha amirite?


Anyways. Sorry for wasting all your time, I hope you enjoyed our pain and suffering as much as our arteries will.



Edit - Also, we're trying to figure out how much it would cost to get a booth at the New York State Fair, as we could sell these motherbitches. We could also have different kinds, like chicken rollups, and atkins friendly rollups without the bread! And I just know someone would get a vegetarian rollup if we used boca burger.


Edit 2 - I forgot to mention, even though I can't scan it, the total came to $13.37. HOW TOTALLY AWESOME.