Disclaimers:
Got the name from some song lyrics. Both the food and I have nothing to do with goths. Blame the crappy pics on my sidekick. And as I say in the recipe, it's easy to do this recipe without the plastic thing, but you really can find it at Ralphs or Albertson's or any other grocery store. If you grease up a pan you can work it the same. Blah blah microwave times vary blah blah.
If you do it right, it's fucking awesome.
You will need the following ingredients:
- 3 extra Large Eggs
- 2 handfuls of shredded cheese
- 2 tbsp. Milk
- 2 slices of bread
- 1 slice of american cheese
- 1 slice of ham
- butter for spreading on toast
You will need the following utensils:
- 2-cup size measuring cup
- Whisk
- 2-tbsp size Medicine cap
- Omelette making plastic thing OR a pan
- Toaster
- Plate
- Paper Towels (Always need paper towels.)
Here's everything laid out.
This medicine cap is one of those things you pour, like, robitussin or nyquil in. Pour in milk up to the top. If you don't have a cap, it's 2 tablespoons.
Now it's full
Pour it in the big measuring cup.
Crack and pour the egs in. First egg:
Second egg:
Third egg:
Use that whisk! Go at it for a couple minutes. You want to not see egg yolks.
See? It has the consistency of something like Orange Juice. No gloppy goo pouring from the whisk.
Get some cheese.
Pour it in the measuring cup.
Whisk some more.
Now pour it in the plastic omelette thing. You can get this at pretty much any grocery store. If you don't have one, just use a pan. If you do have a plastic omelette thing, pour it in ...
... so there's an equal amount on each side.
Nuke it for 2 and a half minutes at ...
half power.
This is really important! While it's cooking, clean the measuring cup, whisk, eggs, and medicine cap. You want to always clean when you can so when you're done cooking, you can eat and not have to worry about it later.
Microwave's done. It's gonna be half goo half soft eggs. You want to stir that around, not too much, just enough so that none of the soft eggs are stuck to the plastic. If you're using a pan, make it so none of the eggs are stuck to the pan.
Pour some cheese on top of the 2 sides.
Put it back in for 2 minutes ...
... AT HALF POWER. You gotta remember this!
The eggs should be getting poofy in the microwave.
When it's done, flip it. I use a spoon to tap it so that it falls down on top of the other side. If you're using a pan, use a spatula to flip it so they're on top of eachother equally ...
... like this
Cook for 45 seconds
At half power
Now while this is cooking, you have just the amount of time to start the toast.
It'll stell be getting poofy.
Now flip it over again ...
... for 45 more seconds ...
... half power.
Almost done.
Omelettes: done. Toast: done.
Get the butter ready
and add a light layer
Cut the omelette so that there's a section in the center about the size of bread
Like this.
Put it on one side ...
... cheese on the other ...
... and ham on top of the eggs! Note that the shitty camera makes my ham look like shit. It is not shit. It's ham.
Put it in the microwave ...
... for 45 seconds ...
... at half power.
You have 45 seconds to clean. Get the counter clean ...
... and clean all the final tools, which should be the plastic omelette thing and maybe some silverware.
Put it in the other sink to dry
Finished. Tasty Gothalicious With Cheese, plus 2 little small sections of omelette.
Got the name from some song lyrics. Both the food and I have nothing to do with goths. Blame the crappy pics on my sidekick. And as I say in the recipe, it's easy to do this recipe without the plastic thing, but you really can find it at Ralphs or Albertson's or any other grocery store. If you grease up a pan you can work it the same. Blah blah microwave times vary blah blah.
If you do it right, it's fucking awesome.
You will need the following ingredients:
- 3 extra Large Eggs
- 2 handfuls of shredded cheese
- 2 tbsp. Milk
- 2 slices of bread
- 1 slice of american cheese
- 1 slice of ham
- butter for spreading on toast
You will need the following utensils:
- 2-cup size measuring cup
- Whisk
- 2-tbsp size Medicine cap
- Omelette making plastic thing OR a pan
- Toaster
- Plate
- Paper Towels (Always need paper towels.)
Here's everything laid out.
This medicine cap is one of those things you pour, like, robitussin or nyquil in. Pour in milk up to the top. If you don't have a cap, it's 2 tablespoons.
Now it's full
Pour it in the big measuring cup.
Crack and pour the egs in. First egg:
Second egg:
Third egg:
Use that whisk! Go at it for a couple minutes. You want to not see egg yolks.
See? It has the consistency of something like Orange Juice. No gloppy goo pouring from the whisk.
Get some cheese.
Pour it in the measuring cup.
Whisk some more.
Now pour it in the plastic omelette thing. You can get this at pretty much any grocery store. If you don't have one, just use a pan. If you do have a plastic omelette thing, pour it in ...
... so there's an equal amount on each side.
Nuke it for 2 and a half minutes at ...
half power.
This is really important! While it's cooking, clean the measuring cup, whisk, eggs, and medicine cap. You want to always clean when you can so when you're done cooking, you can eat and not have to worry about it later.
Microwave's done. It's gonna be half goo half soft eggs. You want to stir that around, not too much, just enough so that none of the soft eggs are stuck to the plastic. If you're using a pan, make it so none of the eggs are stuck to the pan.
Pour some cheese on top of the 2 sides.
Put it back in for 2 minutes ...
... AT HALF POWER. You gotta remember this!
The eggs should be getting poofy in the microwave.
When it's done, flip it. I use a spoon to tap it so that it falls down on top of the other side. If you're using a pan, use a spatula to flip it so they're on top of eachother equally ...
... like this
Cook for 45 seconds
At half power
Now while this is cooking, you have just the amount of time to start the toast.
It'll stell be getting poofy.
Now flip it over again ...
... for 45 more seconds ...
... half power.
Almost done.
Omelettes: done. Toast: done.
Get the butter ready
and add a light layer
Cut the omelette so that there's a section in the center about the size of bread
Like this.
Put it on one side ...
... cheese on the other ...
... and ham on top of the eggs! Note that the shitty camera makes my ham look like shit. It is not shit. It's ham.
Put it in the microwave ...
... for 45 seconds ...
... at half power.
You have 45 seconds to clean. Get the counter clean ...
... and clean all the final tools, which should be the plastic omelette thing and maybe some silverware.
Put it in the other sink to dry
Finished. Tasty Gothalicious With Cheese, plus 2 little small sections of omelette.
Mr Viper fucked around with this message at Jul 11, 2005 around 08:23