Alright damn it. After seeing all these food threads I figured it was time to make one of my own. So here goes.
Fried rice is the easiest thing in the fucking world to make and if done right is good for you. The best thing about my recipe is that you can vary the amounts, use chicken, pork or steak. I won't really list the amounts because honestly it's up to you. I like to make a lot because I like to have leftovers for lunch and dinner the next day. So here goes......

Soy and Teriyaki Sauce
Sesame Seeds
Black Pepper
Olive Oil
Eggs
Frozen veggie mix (whatever you like - I use different kinds all the time)
Boil some Rice and have it ready (no need for a pic for that)

Please god wash your chicken.

Now chop it up into smaller pieces

Put some olive oil into a skillet
Add the chicken on Medium heat.
Add pepper, sesame seed, Teriyaki sauce and cover the chicken. Stir the chicken up every few minutes. Cook it until it's tender enough to chop a piece in half and is white inside.

NOWS A GOOD TIME TO WASH YOUR HANDS KIDS!!!
Don't fuck around when messin with chicken.
While your chicken is on start microwaving the veggies. Add about 1/2 cup of water to frozen veggies and microwave for 6 minutes. After 6 minutes add seasoning to them. I add butter and pepper. Then back in the nuker for 2 minutes.

So now you have fairly cooked chicken, rice and veggies. Go ahead and throw them all together like so....

Here's the fun part. Mix it all up good and then make a little empty spot in the middle. Put some butter or non-stick spray in the clearing....

And add your eggs. Yes that's right. Dump it in that spot. Stir the eggs in that spot every minute or so and it will cook fast. Once the egg is cooked start mixing it all together.

I like to add some soy and some more sesame seed and pepper at this point and Let it cook for just a few more minutes.
TADA!!! That was really easy right? You can play with the portions and just make enough for a day or make enough for a week. It's a really easy and versatile recipe. I love it.

Uncle Jessie approves!!
Fried rice is the easiest thing in the fucking world to make and if done right is good for you. The best thing about my recipe is that you can vary the amounts, use chicken, pork or steak. I won't really list the amounts because honestly it's up to you. I like to make a lot because I like to have leftovers for lunch and dinner the next day. So here goes......

Soy and Teriyaki Sauce
Sesame Seeds
Black Pepper
Olive Oil
Eggs
Frozen veggie mix (whatever you like - I use different kinds all the time)
Boil some Rice and have it ready (no need for a pic for that)

Please god wash your chicken.

Now chop it up into smaller pieces

Put some olive oil into a skillet
Add the chicken on Medium heat.
Add pepper, sesame seed, Teriyaki sauce and cover the chicken. Stir the chicken up every few minutes. Cook it until it's tender enough to chop a piece in half and is white inside.

NOWS A GOOD TIME TO WASH YOUR HANDS KIDS!!!
Don't fuck around when messin with chicken.
While your chicken is on start microwaving the veggies. Add about 1/2 cup of water to frozen veggies and microwave for 6 minutes. After 6 minutes add seasoning to them. I add butter and pepper. Then back in the nuker for 2 minutes.

So now you have fairly cooked chicken, rice and veggies. Go ahead and throw them all together like so....

Here's the fun part. Mix it all up good and then make a little empty spot in the middle. Put some butter or non-stick spray in the clearing....

And add your eggs. Yes that's right. Dump it in that spot. Stir the eggs in that spot every minute or so and it will cook fast. Once the egg is cooked start mixing it all together.

I like to add some soy and some more sesame seed and pepper at this point and Let it cook for just a few more minutes.

TADA!!! That was really easy right? You can play with the portions and just make enough for a day or make enough for a week. It's a really easy and versatile recipe. I love it.

Uncle Jessie approves!!